Derp Derp

Warning: the first part of this post is not that much about argument as it is about vampires. If you wish to see something argumenty or nonvampirical, skip until you see a beautiful picture with "DERP" written on it.




Before I start the regular blog post, I shall tell of an anecdote.
Here I was, doing nothing illegal, minding my own business, and I was utterly bewildered. Here's a screenshot. Can you spot what's wrong?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "derp" IS NOT A WORD.
No, but really. I was trying to upload a comment, and I was consequently told to prove that I was not a robot. What better way to do that than to tell me to write down the two words, where one is a picture and the other isn't a word?

Thus, I simply put "derp" as my first word and clicked on the "submit" button. Surprise, surprise. Apparently, the sole fact that I managed to click the button proved that I was, indeed, not a robot, because the comment is up and healthy in that blog at this very moment. I'm still not over how "derp" is not a word.

How am I supposed to describe the following without derp:

To any fans of sparkling fairies out there, I am truly sorry. If you give me your email in the comments, I would be happy to send you a picture of a potato to remind you of the potato in the image. What potato? I'm a dinosaur.

Back to nonpotatical stuff.
I may have mentioned this in a previous blog post, but there are some things you should know if you want to major in ethos in the university of your choice.

Disinterest: Seem disinterested in personal gains. You want them to think that you care for the other people, mostly.

Virtue: Aggressive but not independent, creative but not crazy, risk-taking but not too much... Make the audience feel safe.

Practical wisdom: Show that you're the smartest boy in town, either by faking an old Asian accent or by being Asian.

Since my brain can't take it anymore, I'll call it a day here.
Here's a fallacy: